What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which diploma is best for a job?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

What software development tools does Microsoft offer for C# and .NET Core platform? Do they include CLI or GUI options?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Kroger faces massive worker walkout, closed stores - TheStreet

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

No way

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Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

There’s a hidden rule that all life on Earth must follow, research claims - Boy Genius Report

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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