What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:35

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Which diploma is best for a job?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Kroger faces massive worker walkout, closed stores - TheStreet
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Police chief Grant Hardin caught after escaping Arkansas prison - BBC
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
There’s a hidden rule that all life on Earth must follow, research claims - Boy Genius Report
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.